how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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This whole day I thought we were going to get some Zankie angst.

I never imagined it being this kind though.

I don’t even know what to think.

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I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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Michael Cera // 2048

In case you missed it, Michael Cera dropped an album.

Wait, this is awesome.

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"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

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